The Curse of The Social Media Selfie
Dark was the night as fog crept through the city,
All alone at a desk sat a cackling selfie,
Her eyes glowed red as her tweets were written,
Not a single follower wooed or even smitten.
Her shares were ignored as she blasted the ‘net,
Not once did she engage, or curate content,
An endless sales pitch, with not one human thought,
Was her media presence and none were taught,
The value of her brand, or unique value proposition,
As she spammed out her pitch, with reckless imprecision.
5 Frightening Forewarnings:
1. ReTweet other people’s posts.
2. Share other people’s posts.
3. Use relevant hashtags to help people find your information.
4. Monitor your social inbox.
5. Thank people for sharing your content.
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